This one’s for the can-half-full crowd. The Beer Can’t Tee is bold, hilarious, and made for people who turn every get-together into a good time. Whether you’re sipping IPAs at a BBQ, showing up to a brewery crawl, or just chillin’ on the weekend, this tee brings the punchline.
Sarcastic slogan: "It’s Beer Can. Not Beer Can’t."
Perfect for parties, backyard hangs, beer fests, or late-night laughs
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 – breathable, soft, and made to last
Choose your flavor: Heather Olive, Rust, Brown, Slate, Black
Unisex sizing (runs slightly snug – size up for a looser fit)
🧵 Fabric & Care:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Medium heat iron OK – Do not dry clean
Tear-away label for added comfort
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Width, in
16.50
18.00
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26.00
28.00
30.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
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34.00
Sleeve length, in
8.60
8.90
9.20
9.50
9.70
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10.40
10.80
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
🎯 Pro Tip:
This shirt goes down smoother than your first sip of beer on a Friday. It’s a guaranteed hit — grab one for yourself or gift it to your funniest drinking buddy.
