The “I Drink and I Know Things” Tee brings big medieval energy with a side of sarcasm. Inspired by one of fantasy’s sharpest tongues and finest drinkers, this shirt pairs perfectly with your next ale, wine pour, or whiskey dram.
Featuring gothic calligraphy and a vintage lion crest, this design is fit for watch parties, trivia nights, or your throne of choice.
🛡️ Design Details:
Old English-style quote: “I Drink and I Know Things”
Regal lion crest graphic adds serious fantasy flair
Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 – insanely soft and breathable
⚔️ Wear It When You:
Hold court at your local brewery
Dominate game night with sharp takes and sharp pours
Just want to flex your knowledge and your taste in tees
👕 Fit & Fabric:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Slightly fitted retail cut – size up for a relaxed medieval vibe
Unisex sizing for every wise ale-sipper
🖤 Available Colors: Vintage White, Heather Military Green, Heather Deep Teal, Athletic Heather
🧼 Care Tips: Machine wash cold Tumble dry low Iron inside-out if needed Don’t bleach – you’re not a wildling.
